*regret intensifies...* SCORE 56
Seven days without a pun makes one weak SCORE 97
Sorry kijjy SCORE 118
Murica. SCORE 155
Please Tell Me You Get It SCORE 181
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 284
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial SCORE 131
What matters most... SCORE 627
Entry Level Job Explained SCORE 187
Wedding fun has never been funner. SCORE 26
Sri Lankan airlines flight crew that flew to wuhan to bring back the Sri Lankan students stuck there SCORE 29
You are flawless. SCORE 235
Thought of the Day SCORE 150
Whenever I read a new book SCORE 178
Duck, duck, Douche! SCORE 1014
This pink bird is called the Rose finch and it looks like cotton candy in the snow. SCORE 74
Sunday's are like that SCORE 125
My relationship with McDonald's SCORE 193
The local FedEx guys always keep it real SCORE 155
How not to check for bears SCORE 124
Fear is not real. SCORE 95
*toot* SCORE 87
Grass Prank SCORE 163
The breastplate of cuirassier Antoine Fraveau, struck and killed by a canonball. He was serving Napoleon Bonaparte at the Battle of Waterloo SCORE 79
"Hey buddy..." SCORE 119
inflation. SCORE 144
Yum.. SCORE 253
RIP SCORE 80
The best way to a man's heart. SCORE 150
Be careful with your words. SCORE 162
How to make cheating dice. SCORE 166
Ahh, America. SCORE 196
