Accurate. SCORE 113
You deserve this bar of chocolate because… SCORE 226
Surprise me. SCORE 98
Thank you Mom SCORE 154
There was a spider… SCORE 118
I am home. SCORE 3
That Thing That Happened SCORE 32
Sleeping is dumb. SCORE 69
Accuracy SCORE 130
It’s the most sexiest time of the year. SCORE 104
Bad children’s books. SCORE 85
Harry Potter and the Seven Stages of Denial. SCORE 290
The ultimate dog shaming. SCORE 26
Scarring your childhood. SCORE 3
Should you get back together? SCORE 270
Please be troll. SCORE 140
herry. stahp. wat err yer doen herry. SCORE 3
The Interwebz SCORE 1
I don’t always find you… SCORE 91
Chance of getting hired at a job interview. SCORE 94
The postoffice showdown. SCORE 159
Liam Neeson. SCORE 207
NOKIA PHONES SCORE 6
What people really hear. SCORE 83
Eye of the sparrow. SCORE 54
Stupid evolution. SCORE 2
Mitt Romney’s Political Platform SCORE 6
How to troll Halloweenies. SCORE 143
Things no one says anymore. SCORE 142
Starbucks at 8 am. SCORE 115
But it smells so good… SCORE -2
A cat’s life. SCORE 116
