
I get it now. SCORE 233

Whenever you correct someone’s grammar… SCORE 252

I choose you! SCORE 274

Can I use my Zune? SCORE 108

The brain is amazing… SCORE 284

Modern parenting. SCORE 188

Secure your files. SCORE 105

I’m Batman! SCORE 281

How I see my classmates vs. how our professor sees us. SCORE 184

I love being around you. SCORE 218

Meth. Not even once. SCORE 218

Ummm… SCORE 214

How many girls will not make a cheerleading squad. SCORE 272

Do these pants make me look fat? SCORE 149

Times have changed. SCORE 300

Corduroy skirts are a sin. SCORE 331

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. SCORE 301

Scumbag dogs. SCORE 203

Did someone say… period? SCORE 54

When it’s my birthday. SCORE 375

Every song. SCORE 101

I don’t need to flirt… SCORE 202

Meanwhile, at the Kool-Aid house. SCORE 291

Whatcha thinkin about? SCORE 241

Chill out, I got this. SCORE 263

Things to do when you have no kids: SCORE 372

Snape is Canadian. SCORE 249

Nostalgia. SCORE 213

Microwave: SCORE 183

How Hitler lost the war. SCORE 233

Freeze. SCORE 207

I’m a towel. SCORE 344