Some facts. SCORE 136
Let me slip in to something more….comfortable. SCORE 144
Can I get an amen?! SCORE 166
CEO. SCORE 20
Apple updated their exec page today. SCORE -9
I vant to suck your… tunazzzz! SCORE 12
When you get a fake number… SCORE 159
Did Mary have a little lamb? SCORE 128
Beer = salad. SCORE 10
Woodchopper and Squat with Medicine Ball SCORE -15
I didn’t choose the fandom life, the fandom life chose me. SCORE 240
Change It SCORE 12
Awkward. SCORE 13
A very important Protip SCORE 131
Llama shaming. SCORE 20
Aye aye, Captain America! SCORE 267
Slurp! SCORE 107
It’s so fluffy! SCORE 147
Tyrannosaurus earrings. SCORE 155
Fabulous! SCORE 120
Club can’t even handle me rite meow!! SCORE 11
because reasons SCORE 0
Gluten free! SCORE 135
Child-sized soda. SCORE 193
Hug a hedgehog. SCORE 150
Game of Thrones. SCORE 21
Polite Elephant SCORE 285
Canadian victims of theft. SCORE 129
A bear waving his paw SCORE 15
Why doesn’t everyone use them?! SCORE 139
When someone tries to flirt with me SCORE 175
What a lightning scar looks like. OUCH. SCORE 228