we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 40
no SCORE 24
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 31
space facts on your back SCORE 37
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 27
help, i woke up SCORE 32
kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 87
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 27
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
a true work of art SCORE 13
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 22
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 33
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 47
muggle born SCORE 15
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 28
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
