Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
I yawned! SCORE 10
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
When in doubt, lick the door… SCORE 243
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
Truth. SCORE 183
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
I was mugged! SCORE 130
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
Some enemies lose the fight… SCORE 269
Self checkout. SCORE 243
Word! SCORE 20
My feelings toward college. SCORE 157
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
I Love My School SCORE 310
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
Wrong Show SCORE 192
Thanks Max. SCORE 327
BROFIST SCORE -2
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
Because Reasons SCORE 224
How is this possible? SCORE 277
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169