Accurate. SCORE 146
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
The power of barking SCORE 18
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
How “no homo” sounds. SCORE 21
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Introducing the Nopefish. SCORE 295
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
I can never show my face around there again SCORE 9
R.E.M. SCORE 15
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
The future. SCORE 23
go home science, you’re drunk SCORE 230
Mount Rainier, Washington SCORE 257
Soon. SCORE 8
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 290
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
King Cuddles. SCORE 8
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327