clever girl SCORE 40
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
bad ass SCORE 38
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
must pet the pet SCORE 37
pebble and roll SCORE 65
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
so true SCORE 37
too late SCORE 38
important psa SCORE 44
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
cats always come first SCORE 27
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
oh wow SCORE 48
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
5 days a week SCORE 45
there were no survivors SCORE 37
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
