I hope someone does this at my funeral SCORE 138
Hey dude can you pass me a beer? SCORE 115
LIE DAMMIT! SCORE 83
When A Nurse Takes Up Gardening... SCORE 112
When I finish reading an e-book SCORE 133
When you go from PC to console SCORE 81
Brocery shopping. SCORE 236
When my parents got divorced there was a custody fight over me, and no one showed up. SCORE 73
Introducing the Nopefish. SCORE 292
When I wake up from a dream where I'm falling. SCORE 145
Girls listen up SCORE 78
He's not wrong... SCORE 88
When Life Gets You Down SCORE 162
Awwwwwwwww SCORE 288
How TF am I supposed to poop? SCORE 50
All odd numbers have an E in them. SCORE 44
Bing is self aware SCORE 117
Talk dirty to me SCORE 64
Is it really too much to ask? SCORE 252
I'm not happy about it... SCORE 117
It's all making sense. SCORE 87
Tina and Ellen. SCORE 217
All toilets need this. SCORE 138
Born in the Wrong Century SCORE 106
Dammit Grandma SCORE 136
Tearable Puns SCORE 131
Full of regret cat. SCORE 96
Nice hat, bud. SCORE 64
Star Wars Corn Maze SCORE 116
Forbes getting called out for calling Kylie Jenner a self-made billionaire. SCORE 53
Van Gone. SCORE 120
Life finds a way... SCORE 127
