I want to unfriend you… but. SCORE 258
A Slam Poem to Bacon (with Nick Offerman). SCORE 22
Mr. Tea SCORE 102
Things that blew your mind when you were a kid. SCORE 160
You wanna know how I got these scars? SCORE 124
Sage advice. SCORE 87
Clever… SCORE 288
Sweet bodies. SCORE 182
It’s cool… He’s famous. SCORE 208
Donuts bring me joy. SCORE 60
LOL SCORE 5
It was so clean though… SCORE 0
Get a tasty new look! SCORE 96
For all the ballers… SCORE 2
30 minutes later… SCORE 332
Well that’s depressing…. SCORE 183
Russian doll cellphones SCORE 3
WAT DOING? SCORE 184
Family photos. SCORE 2
NOPE. SCORE 207
You’ll have to break my heart to know all my secrets… SCORE 135
Harry Potter alphabet characters SCORE 20
wow… SCORE 1
Eat me, please. SCORE 5
Better Fund This. SCORE -1
Just blew my mind SCORE 102
Halloween is scary… SCORE 22
Witnessing childbirth. SCORE 71
Proof that girls are evil. SCORE 232
Uh, maybe you shouldn’t have kids… SCORE 2
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 289
Ron Swanson. SCORE 66
