Half a Lorde long… SCORE 134
I know a few people who need this book. SCORE 149
Fighting the good fight. SCORE 214
I need this. SCORE 137
Why would you even? SCORE -17
Perfect aim SCORE 12
Buffalo Humor SCORE 158
An atom is 99.999999999% empty space. SCORE 16
We can even. SCORE 89
Blowing bubbles SCORE 146
Oh my god please no SCORE 10
The ultimate friendzone. SCORE 132
I should start using makeup. SCORE 13
Adulthood. SCORE 136
Learning you can move your eyebrows for the first time SCORE 182
My spirit animal. SCORE 4
Pop the trunk. SCORE 137
Seems fair. SCORE 15
Alcohol’s biggest effect. SCORE 12
Words to live by. SCORE 13
A dad joke gone wrong. SCORE 183
Dogs in blankets. SCORE 80
If you’re reading this… SCORE 8
I am Joey. SCORE 109
Find the Brit. SCORE 9
Violet eyes exist. SCORE 163
My first love. SCORE 12
Hunger kills SCORE 186
Nokia SCORE 145
Bae caught me slippin’. SCORE 10
My new spirit animal. SCORE 17
Movie Logic SCORE 141