Slow Robot
Lookin+at+you+Trump
Tell+me+more%21+Tell+me+more%21
Tell me more! Tell me more! SCORE 31
Time+is+relative.
Time is relative. SCORE 27
Watch+me+zooooom%21+%28please%29
Watch me zooooom! (please) SCORE 25
Survival+tape+measure.
Survival tape measure. SCORE 21
Check+mate.
Check mate. SCORE 20
A+golden+bumberfly.
A golden bumberfly. SCORE 28
Spare+no+expense%26%238230%3B
Spare no expense… SCORE 28
Life+comes+at+you+fast
Life comes at you fast SCORE 29
Be+dynamic.
Be dynamic. SCORE 32
Instructions+unclear%26%238230%3B+your+gran+slapped+me.
Instructions unclear… your gran slapped me. SCORE 22
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it.
It’s got a different vibe to it. SCORE 24
I+keep+it+in+my+back+pocket.
I keep it in my back pocket. SCORE 35
The+chicken+is+suspected+of+war+crimes%26%238230%3B
The chicken is suspected of war crimes… SCORE 27
This+is+the+way.
This is the way. SCORE 34
Early+2000%26%238217%3Bs+were+exciting.
Early 2000’s were exciting. SCORE 23
Delivering+a+dinosaur+to+the+Boston+Museum+of+Science%2C+circa+1985.
Delivering a dinosaur to the Boston Museum of Science, circa 1985. SCORE 26
I%26%238217%3BM+A+PRETTY+PRINCESS
I’M A PRETTY PRINCESS SCORE 32
Biden+confirmed%26%238230%3B
Biden confirmed… SCORE 15
Why+you+heff+to+be+mean%3F
Why you heff to be mean? SCORE 42
What+am+I+missing%2C+babe%3F+%26%238230%3BBabe%3F
What am I missing, babe? …Babe? SCORE 17
Takes+a+special+type%26%238230%3B
Takes a special type… SCORE 25
Got+a+bit+of+a+nip+to+it%26%238230%3B
Got a bit of a nip to it… SCORE 19
When+robots+take+over+the+world%26%238230%3B
When robots take over the world… SCORE 27
People+are+people%2C+too.
People are people, too. SCORE 29
Excuse+me+while+I+depart+to+my+special+place%26%238230%3B
Excuse me while I depart to my special place… SCORE 31
Grans+whom+Noah.
Grans whom Noah. SCORE 39
%2Asmol+horse+noises%2A
*smol horse noises* SCORE 19
Wombats+poop+naturally+comes+in+cubes%2C+BTW.
Wombats poop naturally comes in cubes, BTW. SCORE 15
Grab+them+by+their+selective+memory%21
Grab them by their selective memory! SCORE 24
AAAAHHHHHH
AAAAHHHHHH SCORE 25
Grindelwald%2C+Switzerland
Grindelwald, Switzerland SCORE 29
GOT+%26%238216%3BEM
GOT ‘EM SCORE 21
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Carl%3F
Carl? SCORE 63
Hangovers.
Hangovers. SCORE 126
What+it%26%238217%3Bs+like+to+have+a+crush+in+High+School.
What it’s like to have a crush in High School. SCORE 140
Nailed+it.
Nailed it. SCORE 97
Accurate.
Accurate. SCORE 207
hardcore+in+non-hardcore+places
hardcore in non-hardcore places SCORE 5
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