After going to the gym 3 days in a row. SCORE 91
Oh buddy. SCORE 8
The most non-offensive Christmas card. SCORE 9
Go fishing with dad they said. “It will be fun” they said… SCORE 136
I’ve got this… SCORE 118
Time. SCORE 133
Claus Enough SCORE 7
OH NO OH NO NOOOOO SCORE 120
When you see it. SCORE 5
Sir, may I trouble you for some pets? SCORE 11
Colbert: NASA has found methane on Mars SCORE 149
First kisses are always terrible. SCORE 116
The Hobbit. SCORE 203
Dat feel. SCORE 156
The Perfect Gift SCORE 188
The evolution of light sabers. SCORE 11
This and that SCORE 11
Well this is depressing. SCORE 4
Best Day of his life so far! SCORE 5
Parroting done right. SCORE 138
Favorite shows as drinks. SCORE 221
Trying to teach my kids how the thermostat works. SCORE 127
For Lease Navidad SCORE 13
Mah feels, man! Mah feels! SCORE 0
Harry has great taste in music. SCORE 102
Good advice. SCORE 13
The shinbone. SCORE 94
Frosty the realistic snowman. SCORE 12
This one takes the cake for ugly and creative. SCORE 158
That’s a terrible surprise. SCORE 139
Things that have never, ever been said. SCORE 157
Anyone else? SCORE 144