
Whenever I order dessert at a restaurant with my girlfriend. SCORE 165

I dare you to hit snooze. SCORE 967

Because f*ck physics! SCORE 190

The Ovengers. SCORE 247

Poor Stanley. SCORE 159

Please update your Flash player... SCORE 24

Gary the grammar cactus will never find love... SCORE 164

Life is a game, play it. SCORE 27

All this technology is making us antisocial SCORE 234

Pope Vader. SCORE 113

Not The Favorite Child Apparently SCORE 125

Googly eyed books SCORE 190

You're doing it right. SCORE 248

Tiger cuddles! SCORE 155

Well that's understandable... SCORE 347

Who do you think I am? SCORE 74

Tea, like a sir. SCORE 238

This tree grew over a grave stone and took the cross with it SCORE 66

A curly-haired horse SCORE 108

Thank you, kid. SCORE 327

Finally. SCORE 311

A piece of metal melted inside an electromagnet SCORE 195

Anti-joke Chicken strikes again. SCORE 137

This is the real reason I wanted to be a scientist SCORE 87

Cat Tech SCORE 66

Dat colon SCORE 68

LOTR Pun SCORE 170

I knew cartoons would teach me something... SCORE 182

The future is bright. SCORE 186

Oh look! A penny! SCORE 177

What is love? SCORE 164

Decided to show a lil' shoulder, dear? SCORE 28