Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Same thing… SCORE 21
Howling lessons SCORE 9
The Twortle SCORE 142
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Trollololo! SCORE 152
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Burn!!! SCORE 1
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
2pactopus SCORE 113
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
Accurate. SCORE 146
The power of barking SCORE 18
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
