there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
5 days a week SCORE 45
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
important psa SCORE 44
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
bad ass SCORE 38
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
he made his choice SCORE 43
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 36
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
pebble and roll SCORE 65
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
too late SCORE 38
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
i am this dog SCORE 20
oh wow SCORE 49
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
there were no survivors SCORE 37
