No, this is patrick SCORE 41
Why aren’t we funding this? SCORE 51
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
Oh how the turn tables turn. SCORE 30
I am very strong *quack* SCORE 27
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
Pre-med is nothing but games. SCORE 43
Friends with hors. SCORE 46
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
I want to believe. SCORE 28
Olden but golden SCORE 19
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
Ashton Kutcher took a photo of a paparazzo sitting outside his 2 years old’s daycare. SCORE 53
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
I would eat them. SCORE 41
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
Egyptians are pokemon professors SCORE 45
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
This is the ice we needed this summer. SCORE 25
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
WELL THEN SCORE 17
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
It’s all good. SCORE 49
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
Movie Magic SCORE 27
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12