How awful your life must be… SCORE 290
Just because. SCORE 1158
Cool swimming is cool. SCORE 272
When I’m sick… SCORE 670
Friend zone? SCORE 1034
I’m pretty sure it’s a scam… SCORE 1686
Spring begins! SCORE 219
I knew it! SCORE 756
Super effective. SCORE 404
You shall not pass. SCORE 1094
Friends forever… SCORE 389
Me too. SCORE 732
Dirty Harry meets Rain Man. SCORE 659
When I play Monopoly… SCORE 470
Resurrection. SCORE 908
Bring him home. SCORE 349
The scariest thing I’ve ever heard on an airplane. SCORE 673
Raise my hand… SCORE 285
Words. SCORE 1655
Join the resistance. SCORE 426
I knew it… SCORE 722
All that really matters… SCORE 1061
The history of Michael Jackson. SCORE 739
Nerd hate. SCORE 579
Mosquito spray. SCORE 725
Ain’t nobody got time for that. SCORE 535
Sorry to hear about your mom… SCORE 558
Mmmmm syrup… SCORE 651
Where does your schnoz fit in? SCORE 943
Dogs should be rewarded for not being people. SCORE 296
The joy of books. SCORE 1118
The real world does not start when you leave High School…. SCORE 842
