record amount of stabs SCORE 32
nap time! SCORE 38
as you should feel SCORE 41
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
same story at age 35, too SCORE 39
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
this dad was on another level SCORE 39
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 37
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
neow SCORE 31
where did the bananas go! SCORE 36
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 28
hot take! SCORE 59
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
ur not gonna believe this SCORE 48
it’s a test SCORE 21
he might be right SCORE 30
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
charge your phone on your lunch break SCORE 25
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
at least he listened SCORE 25
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 19
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
pretty much SCORE 29
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
life insurance payout SCORE 42
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 42
smart shopping SCORE 39
$30 uber SCORE 30
