Important SCORE 12
The metric system vs. imperial SCORE 16
"We buy any car" SCORE 10
ISIS suicide bomber hits IED. Car is launched into the air. Suicide bomber detonates himself in mid air. SCORE -18
I’m not a volcano SCORE 59
Why we are friends SCORE -5
Good Guy Trucker this morning SCORE 14
How did Barack propose to Michelle? SCORE 8
The joys of having kids… SCORE 10
Yes, please. SCORE 134
Most American things SCORE 5
Bodies from Pompeii. SCORE 103
4chan the prophet SCORE 1
Why you have a headache SCORE 11
We all need a little… SCORE 12
Get it? SCORE 136
When guys think their hair is long enough for a man bun. SCORE 136
Hello darkness, my old friend SCORE 196
Ivanka likes the memes SCORE 8
A passive aggressive comic. SCORE 9
His facial expression is killing me SCORE 143
Hello from the SCORE 112
My favorite verse of the Old Testament SCORE 89
Illegal possession of firearms. SCORE 128
Khal-Mart Brand SCORE 131
It Was Worth A Try SCORE 86
Calm down, Jessica SCORE 149
A sequel I could get behind. SCORE 265
Truth About Happiness SCORE 111
Drawing is hard SCORE 187
Larry David takes his daughter to tour every Civil War battlefield SCORE 127
First world problems SCORE 12
