I guess I like NASCAR now. SCORE 35
I do not think you know the meaning of that word… Spring Break, circa 1985. SCORE 7
Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23
Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25
Someday they will make someone’s day brighter, anyway. SCORE 38
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25
The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26
NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43
Imagine just the thing… SCORE 35
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28
We can do it! SCORE 30
You gonna pop big time, eventually. SCORE 33
FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10
it was bound to happen? SCORE 37
Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36
And the wildflowers rejoiced. SCORE 31
And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20
I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39
The more you know. SCORE 36
Thanks Dan. Always good news coverage. SCORE 20
You’ll have to go elsewheres, Sarah. SCORE 19
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
Be careful out there! SCORE 39
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
I guess they didn’t like my printer goes brrrrr posts… SCORE 18
NASCAR never even went to the moon. SCORE 21
We’ll send our best! SCORE 24
