Safety first. SCORE 27
1 day old danger noodle. SCORE 26
Samsung stock skyrocketed that year… SCORE 36
Let’s close 300 more prisons, maybe. SCORE 37
Murdered by the Word of God. SCORE 39
No smoking for you… SCORE 27
What happened in Vegas… SCORE 30
turning off the basement light SCORE 34
taxes SCORE 30
Miss Kitty SCORE 32
Reading problems. SCORE 31
wuv u bb, have good day SCORE 34
Recruiting for a Volunteer Fire Department SCORE 32
…and I helped, too. SCORE 25
Hold my beer… SCORE 23
5 Cents is 5 Cents SCORE 24
Moms whom prowl SCORE 27
This is not the elephant you’re looking for… SCORE 19
timing is most things. SCORE 32
Thanks mom… SCORE 27
If anyone can pull it off, it’s him. SCORE 13
Call 1-800-411-PAIN. SCORE 24
Risky kisses… SCORE 30
The rare switcheroo SCORE 27
24hr time makes way more sense prove me wrong. SCORE 25
cats are sinners SCORE 25
The man plans for the apocalypse. SCORE 25
We don’t joke like that, bud. SCORE 36
Destroyed that argument… SCORE 34
Fear the clown… SCORE 40
Brothers are good brothers. SCORE 32
Spring is coming at you. SCORE 28
