a buttload of wine SCORE 20
they still look like that after taxes SCORE 26
we make each other laugh SCORE 23
enter my what now? SCORE 27
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
this is genius SCORE 26
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
and shout out to the wolves for not eating them SCORE 38
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
whatever it takes SCORE 16
one is never an option SCORE 10
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
have it their way SCORE 16
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
til death do us part SCORE 22
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 26
all natural SCORE 22
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
dreams are fun SCORE 28
the astley paradox SCORE 19
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
his life will never be the same SCORE 26
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 23
it’s the pup holder SCORE 31
the three settings SCORE 28
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
devastating ruling but fair SCORE 14
