A more accurate title for the new Harry Potter book SCORE 66
She said it. Then, she did it. SCORE 197
Leo gets it SCORE 164
When relatives start asking about what you’re doing with your life SCORE 52
We the people SCORE 112
Everything Is Chemicals… SCORE 138
Who else does this? SCORE 112
Pokemon Go got everyone like… SCORE 29
30,000 shredded emails SCORE 38
Contender at the 2015 World Beard and Mustache Championships SCORE 90
I do this all too often SCORE 81
Full time savage SCORE 71
2016 is the weirdest year I can ever remember SCORE 88
It’s a pan, duh! SCORE 102
One difference between Nixon and Trump SCORE 103
America is so progressive SCORE 78
The stars will show you what you truly want SCORE 70
Scumbag junior SCORE 81
All of these are true SCORE 178
I call shenanigans SCORE 101
Admiration SCORE 80
That’s how I get through everything SCORE 136
Watching A Movie SCORE 74
Grandmotherly advice SCORE 98
My ice cold heart. SCORE 83
Now that is dedication SCORE 152
The joys of flossing SCORE 76
Buying a cheeseburger from a clown before McDonald’s SCORE 107
Asking the real questions SCORE 179
Trust your instincts folks SCORE 95
A damn fool SCORE 65
It has its ups and downs SCORE 121
