am i medium chunky salsa? SCORE 10
bring back the yakbak SCORE 19
can’t say they didn’t follow the instructions SCORE 24
whoops SCORE 18
goth nerds SCORE 25
living my best life SCORE 25
true pet love SCORE 32
cats are sleep artists SCORE 18
dude SCORE 39
all in favor zip your lips SCORE 32
this was revolutionary stuff SCORE 27
this is why i am the way i am SCORE 28
gotta pay for the funeral somehow SCORE 19
extremely aggressive eye contact SCORE 23
not more than a day SCORE 30
so funny i’m dying SCORE 18
the tiger is out SCORE 22
we’ve come a long way since egypt SCORE 21
my favorite genre SCORE 12
your weird career choice is valid SCORE 9
the sun. it hurts my eyes! SCORE 14
goth pockets SCORE 4
savage dad humor SCORE 13
the greatest crime of all SCORE 14
look at it SCORE 5
you know you’re at a good wedding when this happens SCORE 25
caught in the act SCORE 23
we’ve been lied to this whole time SCORE 20
somebody stop him! SCORE 32
those poor bartenders SCORE 30
whoa. do not like that SCORE 19
how could my body betray me like this? SCORE 24