If Trump were really a friend of the gays SCORE 135
Cat Person SCORE 108
We could learn a lot from dogs. SCORE 64
Saving A Dog SCORE 114
Google knows what you mean… SCORE 83
The most Russian headline I have ever seen SCORE 117
You are the vacuum cleaner SCORE 119
Not everyone has two legs. SCORE 81
Five Doctors SCORE 90
If Only Spiders Could Actually Talk SCORE 100
Once you realize that you don’t need a special occasion to buy cake… SCORE 119
Children don’t lie. SCORE 141
My Roommates SCORE 44
I Love The Way The Earth Rotates.. SCORE 125
When your teacher asks you to explain your work. SCORE 116
Mom, am I ugly? SCORE 38
These Aren’t Just Any Daily Commuters SCORE 141
America and Britain are having a competition… SCORE 83
The Little Test That Boggles Your Mind SCORE 48
Kanye West’s Dog SCORE 107
He Deserves A Peace Prize SCORE 144
Straight outta Winterfell SCORE 43
How did Hitler feel about territory? SCORE 115
Watching Beauty And The Beast SCORE 30
Darth Vader Empire Style SCORE 96
He Still Hasn’t Woken Up Yet? SCORE 79
PARAAAAABOLAAAAASSS!!!! SCORE 54
The Poison Garden SCORE 96
South Park has a pretty amazing take on sadness. SCORE 101
Here’s A Better Title For The Books SCORE 83
Dog Hero SCORE -40
I Need A Couple Of These SCORE 67