you know you’re an npc if… SCORE 34
one serving size SCORE 10
taking lots of tylenol that evening SCORE 9
just don’t get caught SCORE 16
never SCORE 8
yep SCORE 26
have you ever heard of death cab for cutie? SCORE 9
the legend of taylor swift SCORE 14
it’s good to take your onion on regular walks SCORE 2
free to be me SCORE 24
it’s sleepy time SCORE 20
i’m not trying to push you into traffic SCORE 17
my chill is fake SCORE 27
they’re summoning their snail god SCORE 18
look how the tables have turned SCORE 34
tune in at 11 for more SCORE 31
it was both a compliment and an insult SCORE 24
game changing decision SCORE 27
always wants the ball SCORE 22
how it should have ended SCORE 20
always blow on your ice cream before taking a bite SCORE 36
csi will never run out of ideas SCORE 17
remember this 20 years from now SCORE 24
that’s hot SCORE 13
horses SCORE 13
am i supposed to give a compliment back? how does this work? SCORE 30
genius SCORE 34
prehistoric haberdashery SCORE 16
would you build a bear? SCORE 14
what bear? i don’t see a bear SCORE 12
her demands never stop SCORE 17
as cats are known to do SCORE 10
