This ridiculous cactus SCORE 66
Entrances be crazy. SCORE 83
Her wireless hamster isn’t working SCORE 77
Battle of the Bugs SCORE 44
So distraught SCORE 77
Landlord Did Mention A Small Infestation SCORE 72
Aw, such innocence… SCORE 83
He loves me? He loves me not. SCORE 61
Costco believes recycling is trash SCORE 53
Snitching on a national level SCORE 50
Someone is having a day… SCORE 69
Met one of those guys from the math problems tonight. SCORE 62
Bear Jui Jitsu SCORE 51
Jesus would you look at the time SCORE 56
This is why you don’t park in the striped area in a handicap zone. SCORE 86
Rain, seen from a plane SCORE 88
They must’ve known I was coming SCORE 71
Tattoos are a chore. SCORE 94
Shooter SCORE 53
I think Elon is a believer… SCORE 60
Riddle me this SCORE 81
Woaaaaaaaaa…… SCORE 63
Dreams SCORE 92
Protesting homophobia SCORE 77
Found this at a garage sale SCORE 57
Why is he staring at me? SCORE 69
Don’t talk around your phone or else you’ll insta-ntly get an ad SCORE 71
Overpopulation SCORE 92
Lap Pool SCORE 69
No thanks to you, Dumbledore SCORE 49
Dear Parents, Stop Getting In Your Kids Faces… SCORE 85
I kept my hotel key cards from my first year working for the airlines SCORE 54
