If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
The Twortle SCORE 142
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Same thing… SCORE 21
Howling lessons SCORE 9
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
The power of barking SCORE 18
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Accurate. SCORE 146
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
