Plot twist! SCORE 42
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 46
Same… SCORE 53
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Awkward SCORE 69
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
What about Linux? SCORE 45
It’s my super power SCORE 44
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
Problem solved SCORE 34
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
Jinkies! SCORE 63
The obvious answer SCORE 26
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Good boi summer SCORE 75
easy money SCORE 29
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
