How to creep out your dentist. SCORE 171
You’re a doody head SCORE 10
Oh, you hate your job? SCORE 141
How to use an elevator without stopping. SCORE 120
Like a boss. SCORE 109
Satan’s favorite time of the year. SCORE 207
The cat tail. SCORE 187
it’s time SCORE 5
Y-y-yes master. SCORE 131
NO ONE SCORE 127
Best weapon ever? SCORE 155
Accurate. SCORE 124
Lazy logic. SCORE 150
What it’s like to have younger siblings. SCORE 219
Too sad and tiny. SCORE 253
The truth about Whoville. SCORE 216
The smartphone cycle. SCORE 101
Props to my dogs… SCORE 184
Santa is passionate about his cookies. SCORE 123
RAWR SCORE 2
Reasons I always eat scrambled eggs. SCORE 160
I don’t have birthdays… SCORE 123
Om nom nom. SCORE 125
It’s that kind of present… SCORE 132
Oh nein you didn’t! SCORE 113
music SCORE 6
How I feel during finals. SCORE 180
Puppy! SCORE 44
My Freeze Ray SCORE 14
Poor Carl. SCORE 186
The Peanuts zombie apocalypse. SCORE 50
Animals With Misleading Names SCORE 0