the words just never come out right SCORE 38
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
oh sweet release SCORE 50
thats a gangster move right there SCORE 17
i’m a real smart ass SCORE 34
the original American badass SCORE 88
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
i feel seen SCORE 31
she’s living the dream SCORE 43
come to daddy! SCORE 30
it shouldn’t even be a word that exists SCORE 45
he’s thinking about the squirrel that got away SCORE 37
it all makes sense now SCORE 32
which do you choose? SCORE 23
they’re gonna get married SCORE 8
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
cozy SCORE 36
the shape of soup SCORE 44
i can’t see my toes SCORE 27
everything is south america now SCORE 46
place your bets! SCORE 48
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 21
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
rude diet SCORE 36
how is the eagle? SCORE 40
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
yeah, no, that’s not mittens SCORE 41
thanks for nothing mom and dad! SCORE 60