This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
easy money SCORE 29
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
The obvious answer SCORE 26
Plot twist! SCORE 42
Stress relief SCORE 45
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
What about Linux? SCORE 45
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Good boi summer SCORE 75
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Same… SCORE 53
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
Problem solved SCORE 34
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
It’s my super power SCORE 44
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
