Parents will understand SCORE 147
Grow a pear SCORE 63
A quote from Bush’s speech for the fallen Dallas police officers. SCORE 222
Stress perm SCORE 50
I wish the taco food truck industry would adopt the ice cream man’s business model SCORE 90
Potato SCORE 121
A cabinet full of expensive plates SCORE 123
Some beautiful words SCORE 70
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again! SCORE 56
Link problems SCORE 140
When I die SCORE 127
You know it’s going to happen. SCORE 107
Uranus takes a pounding SCORE 131
Either SCORE 114
Tom Elvis Jedusor SCORE 121
You’re just like a Disney Movie SCORE 75
A bathroom sign that I can get behind. SCORE 91
Pokemon Go is a great alternative to Tinder SCORE 94
These jeans were tested on animals. SCORE 51
We all know this will happen SCORE 112
What Pokemon is this? SCORE 133
Tunnel of books in a bookstore in China SCORE 103
When you’re Amish and you just want to make your father proud SCORE 73
When you don’t know the answer to an exam question but you refuse to leave it blank. SCORE 140
The Lies I’ve Told SCORE 60
Bring me home. SCORE 93
Every time SCORE 134
Still married after 12 years SCORE 219
Words SCORE 114
The president of Israel just posted a photo of a Pokemon in the presidential residence, with the caption “call security.” SCORE 172
Why do my legs hurt so much? SCORE 117
Pokemon GO is life SCORE 80
