we all know those “gettin’ ready” sits SCORE 21
truly ahead of her time SCORE 25
ah yes, the 15-years post-puberty teenager SCORE 31
just one day… SCORE 23
debating whether you should lay back down or muster up the energy to get moving SCORE 12
that’s weird i don’t think i got it SCORE 12
the answer is “yes” SCORE 16
every. damn. time. SCORE 16
playing hard to get SCORE 18
ol’ reliable SCORE 24
nothin’ like a good cup’a john’s SCORE 15
you’re hired SCORE 22
“f”, “L”, “plus ratio” – “twitter for android” SCORE 12
FYI: SCORE 22
cringe in the future SCORE 15
here, enjoy my people’s brains SCORE 19
where is that on a scale of 10 SCORE 28
you tell ’em, gerald! SCORE 17
sometimes conversations good, sometimes conversations bad SCORE 21
that moment when netflix causes self reflection SCORE 12
someone has to give stimulating conversation SCORE 30
one person’s trash… SCORE 16
please…stop… SCORE 14
en garde SCORE 22
guess we’ll never know SCORE 27
perfect imitation, george! SCORE 28
here, have these cookies SCORE 18
i hope she didn’t leaf us for good SCORE 22
stubbornness is thicker than blood SCORE 17
me talking to my boss SCORE 25
well…that does increase the chance of being remembered SCORE 26
check in on your friends, send them memes <3 SCORE 21
