Skinny jeans will be the death of me. SCORE 124
Every Grunt from Home Improvement SCORE 6
I’m so in debt I can… SCORE 155
Forever 33. SCORE 21
When I hesitantly hug my partner after a fight when they’re still mad. SCORE 19
I found the manliest soup ever. SCORE 10
Smack DOWN SCORE -36
Your kind of crazy. SCORE 131
The Ron Swanson Luchables Kit SCORE 9
We’ll be replaced by robots SCORE 0
The sea. SCORE 128
Disney gender reversal. SCORE 147
Oh snap! SCORE 132
I hope this happens. SCORE 170
Attach a laser pointer to your cat’s head. SCORE 154
We’re sorry our product stinks SCORE 0
How we know winter is coming. SCORE 157
Ebola in Dallas SCORE 12
Paranormal activity. SCORE 105
I can still smell them SCORE 102
Free advertising. SCORE 180
Life is not a fairy tale. SCORE 92
Would eat. SCORE 105
Nope. SCORE 98
That explains it. SCORE 229
confused physicians. SCORE 212
The instructions for my new dog shampoo SCORE 202
I guess I need a floating hammock bathtub SCORE 22
Wind it up. SCORE 16
Nah. Too much work. SCORE 14
It’s a big world out there SCORE 161
I guess I need a floating hammock bathtub SCORE 22