Full time savage SCORE 71
I do this all too often SCORE 81
That’s how I get through everything SCORE 136
Trust your instincts folks SCORE 95
My ice cold heart. SCORE 83
The joys of flossing SCORE 76
Buying a cheeseburger from a clown before McDonald’s SCORE 107
2016 is the weirdest year I can ever remember SCORE 88
Scumbag junior SCORE 81
30,000 shredded emails SCORE 38
America is so progressive SCORE 78
Watching A Movie SCORE 74
Asking the real questions SCORE 179
Who else does this? SCORE 112
We the people SCORE 112
All of these are true SCORE 178
A more accurate title for the new Harry Potter book SCORE 66
Now that is dedication SCORE 152
Admiration SCORE 80
One difference between Nixon and Trump SCORE 103
A damn fool SCORE 65
Pokemon Go got everyone like… SCORE 29
The stars will show you what you truly want SCORE 70
She said it. Then, she did it. SCORE 197
Leo gets it SCORE 164
Contender at the 2015 World Beard and Mustache Championships SCORE 90
Adulthood SCORE 111
Grandmotherly advice SCORE 98
I call shenanigans SCORE 101
When relatives start asking about what you’re doing with your life SCORE 52
Everything Is Chemicals… SCORE 138
It has its ups and downs SCORE 121
