Go shave a bear SCORE 6
Nail art. SCORE 143
Hurricane Sandy doesn’t like taxis. SCORE 74
Awkward… SCORE 2
But there’s kitty in my kibble! SCORE 147
Seems legit. SCORE 122
After I got contacts. SCORE 263
Oh internet, you understand me. SCORE 94
Trolling construction sites. SCORE 113
Darth Vader is a jerk. SCORE 134
Scumbag pencil sharpener. SCORE 141
Anyone Else Remember This? SCORE 133
Babies. SCORE 110
Why cats haven’t taken over the world yet. SCORE 186
All aboard! SCORE 91
Did you hear that Disney… SCORE 80
Wanna see my ear trick? SCORE 140
And it’d still be awful. SCORE 235
Yawning. SCORE 79
I see what you did there! SCORE 294
You are what you eat. SCORE 120
Racist or hilarious? You decide. SCORE 57
What is a government mandate? SCORE 296
Genius. SCORE 412
What I say vs. What people seem to hear. SCORE 145
Om nom nom. SCORE 160
Mr. President? SCORE 96
Nightmares are dreams too. SCORE 217
Please be troll. SCORE 241
Your concern is valid. SCORE 136
That’s racist. Super racist. SCORE 73
Bath time makes us grumpy. SCORE 92
