
When a dog hears that he will get an injection. SCORE 119

Unlikely friendship SCORE 75

Together…? SCORE 50

I just found my senior quote SCORE 92

If you were my boyfriend… SCORE 88

An entire pride of lions sleeping in a tree SCORE 86

extroverts and introverts SCORE -17

Jurassic Bark SCORE 103

The main advantage of CCTV camera SCORE 134

Twice is a coincidence, three times is a pattern SCORE 154

And then, we danced. SCORE 98

It’s all about perspective SCORE 99

Tests be like SCORE 98

The Real Cost Of School… SCORE 166

This guy does as he pleases. SCORE 95

Future Lawyer SCORE 101

A warning to anyone thinking about getting a husky SCORE 90

Just some concerned cats checking on their owner SCORE 64

When I try to be healthy SCORE 82

Can you not? SCORE 107

We adopted our foster son today. The Honorable Judge Iron Man presiding. SCORE 145

We’re gonna need a space wall SCORE 92

Laziest cat ever SCORE 85

When you didn’t expect to get elected SCORE 40

One owl to rule them all SCORE 82

roses are red the sidewalks are grey SCORE 110

GOOD TIMES SCORE 80

First time at the beach SCORE 96

Heatherwick snail bridge in London SCORE 100

The difference between dogs and cats SCORE 90

What is a word for funny, yet soul crushing? SCORE 82

I guess one upside to a Trump presidency is that I get to say this for four years SCORE 56