This is what I sent to friends as my baby announcement SCORE 68
When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111
Whenever I'm home alone. SCORE 189
Dad no... SCORE 23
Secret Menu, VIP ONLY SCORE 57
Three words everyone wants to hear. SCORE 190
I Want His Job SCORE 169
I don't always play fetch, but when I do, I never bring the ball back SCORE 67
I made it with my bum! SCORE 208
Wheelchairs for beaches, because beaches are for everybody. SCORE 79
Yoda's frustrations. SCORE 126
When you realise that you are the acid reflux model SCORE 124
Chemistry Cat strikes again. SCORE 1227
10 points for Gryffindor! SCORE 323
Crunchy crunch SCORE 57
Blood, yes. SCORE 22
My favorite book? SCORE 140
Pancake SCORE 40
WHO WOULDA THUNK SCORE 18
A ghost's schedule. SCORE 98
Hose be trippin' SCORE 146
An apple orchard after a hurricane's passed through. SCORE 67
The weakness of man. SCORE 192
Tulip farms in the Netherlands. SCORE 325
Then vs. Now. SCORE 175
Brilliant. SCORE 208
Definitely The Best Senior Quote SCORE 170
I want to learn sign language now SCORE 182
Attention, We Need More Bort License Plates SCORE 179
Wait, I didn't even... SCORE 99
Yes, I am a genius. SCORE 163
Stairs are hard. SCORE 129
