
This is what I sent to friends as my baby announcement SCORE 68

When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111

Whenever I'm home alone. SCORE 189

Dad no... SCORE 23

Secret Menu, VIP ONLY SCORE 57

Three words everyone wants to hear. SCORE 190

I Want His Job SCORE 169

I don't always play fetch, but when I do, I never bring the ball back SCORE 67

I made it with my bum! SCORE 208

Wheelchairs for beaches, because beaches are for everybody. SCORE 79

Yoda's frustrations. SCORE 126

When you realise that you are the acid reflux model SCORE 124

Chemistry Cat strikes again. SCORE 1227

10 points for Gryffindor! SCORE 323

Crunchy crunch SCORE 57

Blood, yes. SCORE 22

My favorite book? SCORE 140

Pancake SCORE 40

WHO WOULDA THUNK SCORE 18

A ghost's schedule. SCORE 98

Hose be trippin' SCORE 146

An apple orchard after a hurricane's passed through. SCORE 67

The weakness of man. SCORE 192

Tulip farms in the Netherlands. SCORE 325

Then vs. Now. SCORE 175

Brilliant. SCORE 208

Definitely The Best Senior Quote SCORE 170

I want to learn sign language now SCORE 182

Attention, We Need More Bort License Plates SCORE 179

Wait, I didn't even... SCORE 99

Yes, I am a genius. SCORE 163

Stairs are hard. SCORE 129