it’s the cat’s coffin now SCORE 19
air fryers are just ovens SCORE 31
whatever pays the bills SCORE 29
the best feeling SCORE 28
procrastination got hands SCORE 17
turn up the volume SCORE 29
only the best for your horse SCORE 8
snipped it in the butt SCORE 23
they yearn for the mines SCORE 40
stories like this really warm my bones SCORE 26
sir, have you looked in the mirror? SCORE 13
dad bot SCORE 38
too many pillows SCORE 13
were my instructions not clear? SCORE 20
elaboration as a threat SCORE 31
i was today’s years old when i learned SCORE 21
make cities climbable again SCORE 16
the choice should have been obvious SCORE 24
and just like that… ghost SCORE 21
artful pettiness SCORE 35
it’s a life sentence SCORE 19
this is cute SCORE 29
this is what i mean when i say “ideal work environment” SCORE 22
musical pest SCORE 22
you’re so getting arrested! SCORE 12
and god was correct SCORE 32
autobots, roll out! SCORE 13
soon SCORE 17
sometimes you just need to throw a chaos grenade into a situation SCORE 26
my brain is stuck here SCORE 38
don’t look under the bed SCORE 22
he’s not wrong, though SCORE 24