
My reaction to The Lion King. SCORE 458

Yo Snape. SCORE 234

Billie Jean Venn Diagram. SCORE 422

Like a… SCORE 601

He touched the butt! SCORE 549

Likelihood of typing “www” when going to a website. SCORE 467

Take my hand if you want to live. SCORE 208

How to tell if your contacts are inside-out. SCORE 614

Do it. SCORE 961

I’m great in bed… SCORE 624

Drink up. SCORE 461

For your viewing pleasure. SCORE 304

Spot the difference. SCORE 1389

Don’t you dare. SCORE 808

Duck, duck, Douche! SCORE 1017

Yo is dis my… SCORE 399

The truth about optimism. SCORE 539

Hunting elephants. SCORE 1247

New sitcom. SCORE 911

T-Rex hates pushups… SCORE 254

Forever alone level over 9000. SCORE 309

Hipster Voldy. SCORE 1087

People I insult. SCORE 1135

Quit smoking. SCORE 330

Wait a minute… SCORE 656

It’s my birthday! SCORE 506

Let’s call our friends! SCORE 710

Stages of procrastination. SCORE 1128

Favoritism. SCORE 1451

Mariachi Connecticut serenades a beluga whale. SCORE 782

White people problems. SCORE 237

Working beard door. SCORE 411