they get huge SCORE 22
i have layers SCORE 33
english burn SCORE 27
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
who’s in? SCORE 34
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
excuse me SCORE 19
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
clever SCORE 29
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 22
this is why i drink SCORE 29
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
omg SCORE 20
definitely a dog SCORE 46
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
back to bed! SCORE 19
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
hi friend! SCORE 31
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
an impossible task SCORE 20
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 35
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
thanks for the insult SCORE 33
i always spill SCORE 17
call the fire department SCORE 4
