Roses are red. SCORE 334
Crazy girlfriend logic. SCORE 150
How the dentist works. SCORE 154
English is hard. SCORE 291
If my cat hates you. I hate you, too. SCORE 157
Incineration of waste in Erta Ale Volcanoes lava lake. SCORE 211
I am the Batman. SCORE 251
Good luck tagging everyone on Facebook… SCORE 82
Poor owl. SCORE 205
Attack! SCORE 196
When my parents sleep vs. when I’m sleeping. SCORE 178
Egg Russian roulette. SCORE 107
Touché. SCORE 336
How I die. SCORE 289
Hello. Yes, this is Dog. SCORE 150
How I shower. SCORE 156
Burn. SCORE 158
Acute angle. SCORE 197
Not enough soul. SCORE 216
When your mom turns on the lights in the morning. SCORE 277
The suspense was killing me. SCORE 182
‘Merica. SCORE 228
He’s cute! I swear! SCORE 184
Poor hitman monkey. SCORE 208
Must you leave so soon? SCORE 218
How I take tests. SCORE 243
Cats are jerks. SCORE 255
Pubid. SCORE 143
Show me your war face! SCORE 217
The power of NyQuil. SCORE 148
Cats are jerks. SCORE 122
Spider drama. SCORE 233
