You should learn to shut your current one… SCORE 36
I’ve never wanted to burn US Currency before… SCORE 20
AND I’D DO IT AGAIN SCORE 23
You’re a good man, Dale. SCORE 58
Scientists have a talent for name conventions. SCORE 29
Life in the shire… SCORE 31
Good luck on your safari. SCORE 35
Shred the evidence… SCORE 32
Wait a minute. SCORE 26
Just need a sec… SCORE 31
When whales fly… SCORE 30
Afghan boy with a plastic bag for a jersey got to meet Messi. SCORE 38
It could’ve just ended there… SCORE 44
Mercy kill… SCORE 32
How are your 2021 goals coming along? SCORE 22
The expensive one? SCORE 22
The gato is best left alone. SCORE 35
Gender is a love language. SCORE 19
Getting taken for a ride. SCORE 48
The secret ingredient is dirt. SCORE 34
And my axe. SCORE 55
Party on Wayne. SCORE 35
The Promening. SCORE 49
Thanks I hate bags of pringles. SCORE 27
The truth behind egg nog. An origin story. SCORE 1
T Swifty moods SCORE 33
Life choices are hard… SCORE 24
Whenever my wife or I want Little Ceasers we send each other this picture with no context. SCORE 28
Is that a yes? SCORE 28
I don’t see the problem. SCORE 39
Keep it t in your back pocket. SCORE 34
Ozzy and his granddaughter are quite the pair. SCORE 33
