Marvel at my genius! SCORE 48
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
I just became more metal SCORE 33
Dreams do come true SCORE 67
80 hours these days SCORE -19
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Real American hero SCORE 41
Mother fluffer SCORE 40
15, max. SCORE 52
A match made in pineapple heaven SCORE 40
Busted! SCORE 31
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
Well played, Oliver. Well played. SCORE 79
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
A voice we can trust SCORE 55
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
We both go down, together SCORE 56
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
