Female == Iron Man. SCORE 415
Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 125
98 problems to go. SCORE 271
4/21. SCORE 617
Bill and Hillary. SCORE 612
Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 244
I’m Abraham Lincoln! SCORE 227
Birthdays then and now. SCORE 1249
Death to hipsters. SCORE 606
Patrick! SCORE 1033
Wake-up call. SCORE 1175
Can’t be unseen. SCORE 288
How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1014
But today I’m only going to eat two slices… SCORE 434
The Lion King Rises. SCORE 681
Meanwhile, in London. SCORE 753
Hipster Pocahontas. SCORE 783
Sleeping like a boss. SCORE 595
Dear 90’s kids, SCORE 559
Pigeon is not amused! SCORE 348
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 450
When you hurt yourself… SCORE 844
Our planet needs us. SCORE 1214
Marathon. SCORE 2146
A story about Fiona. SCORE 831
Dysfunctional Valentine hearts. SCORE 300
Are they twins? SCORE 589
Get a girlfriend, they said… SCORE 277
OMG mom, call MTV! SCORE 751
Congratulations… SCORE 777
Buffering. SCORE 814
Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 969
