Pancakes with abs. SCORE 128
Well, it’s bean a good run, guys… SCORE 116
Looks like a comfy place to sleep SCORE 96
Kill me now. SCORE 94
Louis CK on the nude celebrity photo hack. SCORE 6
My neighbors at 3am… SCORE 11
Chipotle. SCORE 156
Close to a black hole. SCORE 118
If Monday morning were a person SCORE 107
Fall. SCORE 122
Eminem will get you. SCORE 188
Am I in the planet earth?! SCORE 17
Bullying SCORE 7
You are narrow, scalding and irrational. SCORE 224
I ain’t even mad. SCORE -23
Let me show you recipe for a purrfect aww. SCORE 84
Be-you-tiful. SCORE 6
Looking for reasons to care (but I’m not finding any) SCORE 76
There are two kinds of people in this world. SCORE 66
Pugception. SCORE 133
I love Joey’s logic. SCORE 148
Childhood is not a disease. SCORE -18
Gardeners. SCORE 225
She ain’t wrong SCORE 189
Weaver Birds nests on electrical wires. SCORE 139
Define normal SCORE 169
Jennifer Lawrence. SCORE 0
Stereotypes. SCORE 112
And I’m the only one who thinks it’s funny… SCORE 152
Low cholesterol. SCORE 104
You know its liberal when…. SCORE 12
The happiest places in America. SCORE 8
