the godflower SCORE 13
a shell of a point SCORE 34
jur-eye-ssic park SCORE 13
“vodka meowtini, shaken, not purred” SCORE 19
never say these words without immediately following them up SCORE 7
parenting hack to get your kids to stay still: SCORE 32
dumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumb dumbdumbdumbdumbdumb SCORE 19
poppin’ Poppins SCORE 7
i think they planned-et SCORE 40
that explains Tolkien’s dwarves… SCORE 16
overboard overloading SCORE 18
oh lord he comin’ SCORE 8
baby food SCORE 14
the best tiger picture ever taken SCORE 23
the queen’s gambit SCORE 18
truly the world is a messed-up place SCORE 22
taking cover SCORE 13
boasting brains SCORE 13
I have been forsoock SCORE 8
memory log found SCORE 16
that crispy feeling SCORE 23
one of these is not like the others SCORE 17
“see this thing here? This. This is the wrong with me.” SCORE 12
meme dreamteam SCORE 2
parent (Con)trap(tion) SCORE 38
maybe one day, ben, maybe one day SCORE 30
half-baked SCORE 16
working it out now SCORE 29
feeling a lil’ smaug SCORE 13
looks like the shirt worked :o SCORE 14
streaming meaning SCORE 21
10 copy*cats* were sitting in a car. One came out. How many are left? SCORE 17
