Roses are red. SCORE 334
Cats are jerks. SCORE 255
Cats are jerks. SCORE 122
My neighbors listen to very good music, whether they like it or not. SCORE 230
He’s cute! I swear! SCORE 184
How I shower. SCORE 156
Burn. SCORE 158
Acute angle. SCORE 197
Crazy girlfriend logic. SCORE 150
Skrillex chemistry cat. SCORE 234
Skyrim IRL. SCORE 88
Poor hitman monkey. SCORE 208
When my parents sleep vs. when I’m sleeping. SCORE 178
Touché. SCORE 336
Then I danced like this. SCORE 177
The power of NyQuil. SCORE 148
Show me your war face! SCORE 217
Baby on board. SCORE 185
Attack! SCORE 196
If my cat hates you. I hate you, too. SCORE 156
Hello. Yes, this is Dog. SCORE 151
I am the Batman. SCORE 251
Whatcha thinkin’ ’bout? SCORE 130
Must you leave so soon? SCORE 218
Incineration of waste in Erta Ale Volcanoes lava lake. SCORE 211
The suspense was killing me. SCORE 182
The truth about 3D movies. SCORE 215
When your mom turns on the lights in the morning. SCORE 277
‘Merica. SCORE 228
Not enough soul. SCORE 216
English is hard. SCORE 291
Good luck tagging everyone on Facebook… SCORE 82